Vegamorphs: The Fungus Among Us

ISBN: 9780816749782

出版社: Troll

页数: 112

定价: $3.95

装帧: Softcover

内容简介

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Chapter One
| can t tell you my first name---or my last name???
either. And I can t tell you where I live. But I might be
lying in your refrigerator s vegetable bin or in the
produce section of your local supermarket right now.
So let me ask you--no??? beg you--please??? please don t
put any vegetables into a zipper bag. I know this sounds
crazy??? but let me explain.
I can t tell you anything about me or my friends???
because then the Jerkks would find us. They are the
fungus among us. They are trying to decay the whole
world--all the vegetables and people.
It s not easy for me to keep secrets Okay??? I ll tell
you this much. The town I live in is a small one. To tell
you any more would be dangerous. If any of the head
fungi (I mean the fungi in charge??? not the ones that grow
on someone s head) got hold of me??? the results would
be??? well??? blistering.